Alonna Shaw
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Alonna Shaw started out down the long and lonely road to skindom in 1988 when she won a single-episode role on the hit crime series Miami Vice. Shortly thereafter, she landed guest spots on Superboy and B.L. Stryker and another one on Miami Vice. She also earned a part in the made-for-TV movie The Take (1990). Things were definitely looking up…and so were our dongs whenever this blonde bombshell appeared on screen. In 1990, Alonna won the role of a lifetime in King of New York opposite the likes of Christopher Walken and Laurence Fishburne, among a host of other Hollywood notables. So what happened the following year? For some reason, Alonna, who was still riding the crest of the critically-acclaimed King, took a gig in the Jean-Claude Van Damme action flick Double Impact. Now, we know ol’ J.C. was hot back in the early-1990s but…COME ON! Well, at least Alonna pulled her perfect, plump pimples out for the part. She flashed some repeat teat a few years later in the only “cyborg-action” flick that Van Damme wasn’t in, Cyborg Cop (1993). How odd. Alonna’s career took a bit of a downward turn after that, as she ended up acting in two more projects total. These were a 1994 episode of Diagnosis Murder and a 2000 episode of The Drew Carey Show. According to IMDb, Alonna is now a writer and editor who calls Northern California home. She’s also married…unfortunately. We won’t put money on it, but we’ll continue to wish for Alonna to make a triumphant return to skinema.